1 00:00:08,083 --> 00:00:11,917 ♪ 2 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:13,583 Morning, Carly. 3 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,375 Morning. Hey, you know what I hate? 4 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:16,834 Mornings? Yeah. 5 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:24,125 That's not your locker. Then explain this. 6 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,375 I traded it with Arthur Gradstein. 7 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:32,665 Why would Arthur want your locker between 8 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:34,375 those two big sweaty wrestlers 9 00:00:34,417 --> 00:00:35,542 who fight all the time? 10 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,542 He didn't. Which is why I gave Arthur 11 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:41,417 Freddie's locker and made Freddie take mine. 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,417 I'm telling ya, this is an illegal move! 13 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,709 Yeah? But that's different from this! 14 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,542 Uh, guys, seriously... 15 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:55,041 That's the same thing, dipwad! Dipwad?! 16 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,417 Okay, okay, time out. 17 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:58,250 Seriously, you guys! 18 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,834 You're crushing my sack lunch! 19 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,542 This violates so many rules. 20 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,625 Stop it, you guys. 21 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,291 It hurts. Get off! Quit it! 22 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,583 Hey! They're giving away free meat in the parking lot! 23 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:14,709 Stop it! Free meat? 24 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,834 Protein! 25 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:28,417 Look what they did to my pudding cup. 26 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:30,959 Give me your hand. 27 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:34,041 Carly. What? 28 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:35,959 Jake Krandle and Stephanie Jeffers broke up. 29 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 They broke up?! 30 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:39,959 Hey, is it true? Yeah! 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,333 They broke up last night. 32 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,895 Which means that Jake Krandle is single 33 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,417 for the first time since third grade. 34 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:51,583 Wait. Wait. Wait a minute! 35 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,291 So we're all gonna lose our minds 36 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:55,208 just 'cause one of us has a tiny chance 37 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,291 to date Jake Krandle? 38 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:03,000 That answer your question? And shattered my ear drum. 39 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:06,917 In five, four, three, two... 40 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,500 ♪ 41 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,834 ♪ I know, you see ♪ 42 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,166 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 43 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,959 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 44 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,667 ♪ 45 00:02:18,709 --> 00:02:20,959 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 46 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,291 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 47 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,083 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 48 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:28,000 ♪ 49 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:31,792 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 50 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,875 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 51 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:37,458 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 52 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,583 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 53 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,458 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 54 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,041 ♪ And the time to see the brighter side ♪ 55 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,166 ♪ Of every situation ♪ 56 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:51,208 ♪ Some things are meant to be so give me your best ♪ 57 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,750 ♪ And leave the rest to me ♪ 58 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:57,792 ♪ Leave it all to me, leave it all to me ♪ 59 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,750 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪♪ 60 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,500 It doesn't matter. Yeah? 61 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:12,709 It's more than just cool. It's really cool. 62 00:03:16,959 --> 00:03:19,875 He can't see us. I know. Shh. 63 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:25,917 Okay, it's so not like me to get all crazy 64 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,750 about a hot guy like Jake Krandle. 65 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,583 But? But, my God, he's so hot, 66 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,625 I wanna bake cookies on him. 67 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,458 I'd eat those cookies. 68 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:37,333 If you like him so much, say hi to him. 69 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,875 What?! You can't just go say hi to a guy like Jake Krandle. 70 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,458 What if he says hi back? Then what do I say? 71 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,709 Just say, "I'm sorry I hit you in the head with an apple." 72 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,709 Why would I ask... Ow! 73 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,333 Carly did it. 74 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:01,083 Um, I think you accidentally threw this at my head. 75 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,709 Yeah... 76 00:04:04,792 --> 00:04:07,500 Apples can be slippery. 77 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:10,458 Stupid Fuji. 78 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,623 Well, I should get to class. 79 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,959 Wait. Okay. 80 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,875 You're Carly Shay, right? Yeah. Yes, I am. 81 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:20,709 How do you know my name? From your web show, "iCarly." 82 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:24,000 You've seen it? Yeah, you're really good. 83 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:26,667 It's weird, I kind of feel like I'm talking to a celebrity. 84 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:30,458 That's weird, 'cause I kinda feel like I'm gonna throw up. 85 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,959 For real? No, no, it's fine. 86 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,750 I meant throwing up in the good way. 87 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:37,417 Oh. Right, right. 88 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,792 So, we should hang out sometime. 89 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:41,583 Something wrong? 90 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:44,834 No, I just swallowed my gum. 91 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:46,417 But, yeah, we should totally hang out. 92 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,625 You could come by my house 93 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,081 and I'll show you where we shoot the show. 94 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:50,875 Oh, you shoot it at your house? 95 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,707 Well, apartment. Or I guess it's more of a loft. 96 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,083 It has an elevator. 97 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,750 You're really funny. Yeah, well. 98 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,917 I'll see you around. Yes, you will. 99 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,289 What did he say? Tell me everything. 100 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,166 He said we should hang out sometime! 101 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,790 Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework. 102 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:14,081 More homework and more discipline. 103 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,875 Yes. Discipline is very important. 104 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:18,166 I think it's a priority in school... 105 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:27,917 ♪ 106 00:05:27,959 --> 00:05:29,917 So, that's supposed to be your body? 107 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:32,875 Well, yeah. You know, if I looked like this. 108 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,792 It's like you're twins. 109 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:40,166 So why no head? That goes on later. 110 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:43,208 Okay, you ready to splatter paint? 111 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,750 Okay. 112 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:53,041 And... Wait. We need music. 113 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,083 Yeah, we do. 114 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,917 ♪ 115 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:04,500 Okay, ready? On three. One... I can't wait! 116 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,709 Like this? Yes! 117 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,041 You are the splatter master. Cool! 118 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:14,750 Try closing your eyes. Incoming! 119 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:18,375 Yes! Feel the music. Be the paint. 120 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:22,583 How can I be the paint? Paint doesn't ask questions. 121 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:23,792 Good technique. 122 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,291 I got it. 123 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:26,750 Okay. 124 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,667 Oh, hi, Jake. Jake! 125 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,029 Hey, I was in the neighborhood... 126 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,542 Wait here! Listen, if this is... 127 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:47,792 What's going on? 128 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:49,834 I have to make myself attractive! 129 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:03,375 How's it going? Why are you here? 130 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:06,291 Oh, I just stopped by to see Carly. 131 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,667 Okay. 132 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:10,959 There. You've seen her. 133 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,760 Now why don't you just scurry on out of here? 134 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,500 Hey, sorry about that. No worries. 135 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:17,834 It's okay, Carly. 136 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,417 I got the situation under control. 137 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:21,125 I was just asking Jake... Come in, Jake. 138 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,959 I don't think it's a good idea 139 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,083 to be letting this guy in... You're the best. 140 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:31,583 Yeah, just keep kissing those frogs, Carly. 141 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,792 This prince can wait. 142 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:45,208 So, your older brother is actually shaped like that? 143 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:48,542 No, no. He has a head. 144 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:53,291 Hey, look, I found hot pink and orphan blue. 145 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,000 The saddest of all blues. 146 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:00,125 Yeah, Spencer, this is my friend Jake. 147 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,625 Jake, this is my brother, Spencer. 148 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,834 Oh, how's it going... oh, I probably shouldn't... 149 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,250 Yeah, don't. 150 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:06,750 I'm gonna take Jake upstairs 151 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,750 and show him where we shoot iCarly. 152 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,458 You two going up there alone? 153 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,875 Spencer. Okay. 154 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,125 But, remember, 155 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,500 I could pop up there at any moment, 156 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:18,125 like a ninja! 157 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,875 Oh. 158 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:25,041 Uh, here, let me get you a rag. 159 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,083 And as far away from him as possible. 160 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,166 A ninja! 161 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:40,834 ♪ 162 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:44,291 And the third floor. Nice. 163 00:08:46,542 --> 00:08:48,917 It's weird, this room looks so much bigger on the Internet. 164 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:51,792 Yeah, the Internet can distort room size. 165 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:55,917 Hey, Sam's remote. 166 00:08:55,959 --> 00:08:57,709 Wow, you really do watch iCarly. 167 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,792 Yeah, this controls all the sound effects, right? 168 00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:01,834 That's it. 169 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,375 Oh, do it, you know you want to. 170 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:20,208 ♪ 171 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,083 Sweet. 172 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,250 Hey, what was the name of that song? 173 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:28,166 Was it, uh, "Brake Lights" by Cuddlefish? 174 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:31,333 Impressive, I didn't think anybody knew that song. 175 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,125 I do, that was one of the first songs... 176 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,583 Sorry. What were you saying? 177 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,417 Just that that was one of the first songs 178 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:42,917 I taught myself to play. 179 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,792 You play guitar? And sing a little. 180 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,623 Really? 'Cause Sam and I have been talking about 181 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,500 maybe having live music on the show. 182 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:51,000 Would you wanna do a song? Definitely. 183 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,206 Wait, let's check and make sure 184 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,458 your audience is into it. 185 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,792 Well, looks like I'm singing on iCarly. 186 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,125 Ah, it fell. 187 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,750 I like it better on the floor. 188 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:13,208 ♪ 189 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,917 Hello? Carly? Is that you? 190 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:25,583 Nah, Carly's upstairs getting... 191 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,375 ready for the show. 192 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,041 What are you doing? 193 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,458 Making a plaster cast of my head to put on top 194 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,625 of my body sculpture. 195 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,125 Of course you are. 196 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:40,083 What are the tubes for? 197 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:43,000 Well, since I'm gonna be in here for 12 hours 198 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:45,750 while the plaster dries, 199 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,875 this tube is for breathing, 200 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,834 and this tube is for food and drink. 201 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,667 Nice. 202 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:55,959 Well, I'm gonna leave now. 203 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,667 Wait! Before you go, 204 00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:03,208 would you mind pouring some coffee down my drink hole? 205 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,709 Sure, what are... friends for? 206 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,667 Okay! That was my breathing tube! 207 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:31,625 ♪ 208 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,625 So. You're tall, you're an athlete, 209 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,041 every girl in school thinks you're hot, 210 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,375 and now you're a musician, too. 211 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,333 I guess. Can you fly?! 212 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:56,709 Actually, my uncle's a pilot, 213 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,873 he's been giving me flying lessons... 214 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:01,959 Oh, forget it! I'll be with my tripod. 215 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,542 Do you know how many kids came up to me 216 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,463 freaking out that Jake's gonna play on the show? 217 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,917 I know, it's gonna be huge. 218 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,041 What? 219 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,665 Would you have ever believed that Jake Krandle 220 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,250 could be in love with you? 221 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,208 He's not in love with me. Yet. 222 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,166 Cinnamon buns. Cinnamon buns. 223 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,583 Cinnamon buns. Cinnamon buns. 224 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,417 Why do that? I'm checking the microphone 225 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,083 and the acoustic resonance in... Whoops! Don't care. 226 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,456 So, what time does the show start? 227 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,667 In about a half hour. 228 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:40,998 But, listen, since we've never done 229 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,333 live music on the show before, 230 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,695 Freddie wants to do a sound check. 231 00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,250 So, you mind running through a verse? 232 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,625 Let's go for it. 233 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,625 All right, this is a song I wrote myself 234 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,333 especially for iCarly. 235 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,750 Hope you guys like it. 236 00:12:56,792 --> 00:13:03,792 ♪ 237 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,959 ♪ You're so beautiful ♪ 238 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,166 ♪ I need the world to see ♪ 239 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:16,500 ♪ 240 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:19,792 ♪ You're my miracle ♪ 241 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:24,792 ♪ Just take the time that you need ♪ 242 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:28,625 ♪ To breathe ♪ 243 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,166 How was that? 244 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,750 Awesome. 245 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,959 I can't wait 'til we go live. 246 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,959 ♪ 247 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:51,000 ♪ 248 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,792 Freddie, did you get a good sound level 249 00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,458 or do you want me to sing another verse? 250 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,458 No, no! Please don't! 251 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,709 Yeah, we go live in about 20 minutes. 252 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,166 So maybe you should go downstairs and get changed. 253 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,917 Right, I gotta go put on my singing shirt. 254 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,208 Yeah. Put that on. Yeah, your singing shirt. 255 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,542 Definitely. You go do that. 256 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,500 Later. 257 00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:14,083 ♪ You're so beautiful ♪ 258 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:19,083 Well, I think we know the results of the sound check. 259 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,417 Did it sound horrible? 260 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,291 Check. 261 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,166 You guys, this isn't funny. 262 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:28,709 Did you not hear him? 'Cause it was pretty funny. 263 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,542 Stop it. What are we gonna do? 264 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,583 We're gonna tell him he can't sing on the show 265 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,750 'cause he sounds like a pile of poo. 266 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,875 I can't just... 267 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,415 I can't just tell him he's too poo-ish 268 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,500 to sing on our show. 269 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,417 Carly. I like him, 270 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,500 and I think he kind of likes me. 271 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,142 And if I tell him he's a terrible singer, 272 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,667 it's gonna ruin everything. 273 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,498 If you let him sing, everybody's gonna hear it 274 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500 and viciously rip on him for the rest of his life. 275 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,250 Aw, man, what am I gonna do? 276 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,041 The elevator! 277 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,625 Right, we'll push him down the elevator shaft. 278 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,500 I'll do it. 279 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,289 We're not gonna push the hottest guy in Seattle 280 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,792 down an elevator shaft. 281 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,333 You said the elevator... I meant 282 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:06,957 when he gets in the elevator to come up here, 283 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,208 we kill the power so he can't get out. 284 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,957 Then he'll be stuck there while we do the show. 285 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,041 Ah! Okay. He'll think it's an accident, 286 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,665 I won't have to tell him he's a lame singer, 287 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875 and nobody's feelings get hurt. 288 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,542 Can't we lock him in the elevator 289 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,000 and hurt his feelings? 290 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:25,917 ♪ 291 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,917 Yo, Jake. Show starts in 15 minutes. 292 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,834 Yeah, you better get on up there. 293 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,667 Awesome. Let's do it. Whoa, whoa! 294 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,917 Where you going there, partner? 295 00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,709 Just going up to do the show. Well, don't take the stairs. 296 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,375 You don't wanna get all sweaty in your fancy singing shirt. 297 00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,583 No. No. 298 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,000 Right. I'll take the elevator. 299 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,208 Yes. There you go. 300 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,583 Do that. Enjoy elevating. 301 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,125 You guys aren't coming? 302 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:49,083 We'll be up in a few minutes. After we... 303 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,792 Uh... blow our noses. Yeah. 304 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,208 Can't do a web show with a nose full of goo. 305 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,032 Where's the breaker panel? Behind the robot painting. 306 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,841 Which one's for the elevator? The red one. 307 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,750 There. 308 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:12,417 Hey, what happened? 309 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,709 Uh, I think the elevator got stuck again! 310 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,083 Yeah, it's not moving! 311 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,125 Well, don't worry! We'll get you out of there! 312 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,625 Eventually! 313 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,250 I got it. 314 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,625 Hello? 315 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,875 ♪ 316 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,125 Hey. Hi. 317 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,709 Is Jake trapped? Like a monkey in a box. 318 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,625 Why would a monkey be in a box? 319 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,917 What am I? A monkey expert? 320 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,375 You just said... How much time 321 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:52,750 'til the show starts? 322 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:54,583 Nine minutes, 20 seconds. 323 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,583 Okay, when it gets to the part where Jake 324 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,333 was supposed to sing, we'll just improvise 325 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,540 and talk about something funny. 326 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,834 Like Freddie's haircut. 327 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,083 I heard that. You were supposed to. 328 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,500 Okay, when the show starts, put the camera on me, 329 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,709 and Sam will come out when... 330 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,875 Hey! I got the door up! 331 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,041 Hang on. 332 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,667 I'm out. 333 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,125 Awesome. Yay. 334 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,875 We thought you'd be stuck in there for a while. 335 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,083 Me, too. 336 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,581 But I found this little emergency trap door 337 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,917 at the top of the elevator, 338 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,959 climbed up, squeezed myself through it, 339 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,208 and here I am. 340 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,875 There you are. Yay. 341 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:42,875 So now you can be on the show. Yeah, good thing. 342 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,792 I don't wanna disappoint my grandmother. 343 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,792 Your grandmother? Yeah. 344 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,208 She's never heard me sing before, 345 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,834 so when I told her I was gonna be on your show, 346 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,540 she went out, bought her very first computer. 347 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,583 Aww. Yeah. 348 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,625 She'd been saving up for a new foot, 349 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,625 but watching me sing was more important to her. 350 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,291 Your grandmother only has one foot? 351 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,291 Uh-huh. 352 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,000 What happened to the other one? 353 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,083 She had this cat, forgot to feed him. 354 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:09,500 I don't really like to talk about it. 355 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,375 We go live in six minutes. 356 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,417 Ooh, I better get set. 357 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:18,291 Okay, we're gonna go check the lighting in the hallway. 358 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,417 Who cares about the lighting in the... 359 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,083 We can't let Jake sing on the show! 360 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,667 You want him to disappoint Grammy One Foot? 361 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,998 You want him to be humiliated in front of the whole world? 362 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,250 The boy can't sing. So? 363 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,291 Half the pop stars on the charts can't sing. 364 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,250 They fix their voices with computers or something. 365 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,000 Yeah. 366 00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:39,709 Too bad we don't know a computer geek 367 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,792 that'll do anything you ask. 368 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,875 No. Can you fix his voice or not? 369 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,125 Yes. But I'm not gonna do it. 370 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,250 I'm not gonna help turn "Mr. Awesome" 371 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:53,583 into "Mr. Totally Awesome." 372 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,250 Please? No. 373 00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,375 Please? No. 374 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,291 Please? If I do, will you kiss me? 375 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,625 No! Then no. 376 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:00,834 Oh, come on! 377 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,458 I'm gonna puke all over both of you. 378 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,834 Freddie. 379 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,164 Just one little kiss on the lips. 380 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,458 No. 381 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,375 Cheek? No. 382 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:08,542 Nose? No. 383 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,500 Okay, fine I'll do it. 384 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:13,166 Thank you. Let's go. 385 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,792 And now... On iCarly... 386 00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,540 We're gonna do something a little special. 387 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,583 Carly and I are gonna start punching each other in the face. 388 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:24,417 The one with the last tooth wins. 389 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,792 We're just kidding. 390 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,667 What we are gonna do is our first ever 391 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,875 live music performance on iCarly. 392 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,750 Yeah, we are. So sit back, 393 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:32,915 keep your hands off that mouse. 394 00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,667 Or track pad. And get excited 395 00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,125 for our special guest, Jake Krandle. 396 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,709 How you guys doing? 397 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,375 This is a song called "Whatever My Love," 398 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,375 and I'd like to dedicate this to my grandmother. 399 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,709 Keep on hopping, Grandma. 400 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:57,000 ♪ 401 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,291 Get ready, he's about to sing. 402 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,709 I got him. 403 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,959 ♪ You're so beautiful ♪ 404 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,750 ♪ I need the world to see ♪ 405 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,792 ♪ You're my miracle ♪ 406 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,625 ♪ Just take the time that you need ♪ 407 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:28,291 Is it working? ♪ To breathe ♪ 408 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:32,625 ♪ And never mind the things I've done ♪ 409 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,333 ♪ You make me feel like I'm the rising sun ♪ 410 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:42,417 Aw. Pretty. ♪ You bathe me in your light ♪ 411 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,542 I'm kind of thirsty. ♪ And show me it's alright ♪ 412 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,166 Where is my punch? 413 00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:58,583 What flavour punch did I buy? 414 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,875 ♪ And you'll always be ♪ 415 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,083 Give me that nose. 416 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:07,083 ♪ You'll always be the one ♪ 417 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,625 Yes! Yes! That's my grandson! 418 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:16,041 That's my Jakey! Yes! Yes! 419 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,291 ♪ 420 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,083 Ugh, I hate mornings. 421 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,123 Why can't school start at, like, 2:00 in the afternoon? 422 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:29,291 And end at 2:04? Yes. 423 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,917 Someone who understands. 424 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,208 Uh-oh. 425 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,250 That's Jake's ex-girlfriend. 426 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:39,875 Why is he kissing his ex-girlfriend? 427 00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,583 You don't kiss your ex-girlfriend. 428 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,985 That's the whole point of the "ex!" 429 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,667 Sorry, kiddo. 430 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,625 I'm gonna go talk to him. 431 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,709 You want backup? I'm good. 432 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,750 Hey. 433 00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,625 Oh, hey, Carly. Hey, Jake. 434 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,333 You sang so awesome. 435 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:05,291 Call me. Or me. 436 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,917 Nice. I know. 437 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,417 I've been getting that all morning. 438 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,834 Yeah, you've been having all kinds of fun this morning. 439 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:16,792 What do you mean? 440 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,333 Well, when I walked in, 441 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:20,959 I kind of noticed you and Stephanie. 442 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,083 Oh. You saw that? Yeah. 443 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,834 Listen, I really thought we'd broken up for good. 444 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,500 But she saw me sing on your web show, 445 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:33,542 and then she called to tell me how great she thought I was, 446 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,750 and looks like we're kind of back together now. 447 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,959 Oh. Awesome. 448 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:45,542 Yeah, but I guess things happen for a reason, right? 449 00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,333 I'm back with Steph, 450 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:51,083 and now I don't feel weird about getting between you and Freddie. 451 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:54,333 Me and Freddie? Freddie and I aren't dating! 452 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,875 Come on. I saw you kiss his nose. 453 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,875 Well, yeah, but we're not dating. 454 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:02,458 Let's all get to class. 455 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,875 I'll see you around. 456 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,750 But it was just a nose kiss! 457 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,709 Aw, come on! It was strictly nasal! 458 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,542 Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam. 459 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,542 I love iCarly. 460 00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,291 Okay, okay, check out what I can do with my eyes. 461 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:29,333 ♪ 462 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,875 Mmm!